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The kid in the back feelin it

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"make up is false advertisement!"


"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania








and finally


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Telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs


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I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

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bitch is lost

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i will never not reblog this

Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.

He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking

#crazily enough people can learn and change

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.


I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

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STRETCH MARK APPRECIATION POST* (lil disclaimer here: these are NOT sexual in any way- these r all taken from the side of my thighs and hips, hella diff angles and hella diff lighting)

Anyways! Stretch marks! Tiger stripes!lighting bolts! Whatever you call them, most of us have them. In cool spots too like our asses n chest n sides n thighs n tummies. There is no shame EVER in bearing these. It’s simply your skin has grown! Do u know how awesome that as?! Your body has proof of you thriving and growing and being ALIVE. That’s metal as fuck. These are metal as fuck. Mine have sadly faded (damn you californian sun) and I didn’t take any of the ones on my boobs (duh). BUT some are more visible than others. Cool. Some are even different COLORS. Some are white, others blue. Some are purple, others red. Some even are raised above the skin! They aren’t restricted to a certain gender or sex either. That’s right I see u fellas and non binary cuties. That’s so fucking beautiful?! Like dude c’mon. Don’t be shamed or embarrassed of something so natural and so normal and so goddamn cute.

Your body is an entire universe. There is so much going on inside of it. And sometimes we get proof of that externally. You can use some lotion or the sun of cocoa butter or something and get rid of these if you want but honestly pal, there is nothing wrong or ugly in having stretch marks. People of all sizes and shapes and colors and ages have them. We are humans! We are alive!!! Appreciate that silly goose. And then smooch ur marks and flaunt em.

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can you use my ass hairs as floss pls

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wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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follow the person this was reblogged from

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

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on the left is me during summer 2012 when I was about 140lbs (BMI: 20.7)

on the right is me now at about 200lbs (BMI: 29.5)

the reason I am making this post is because I am so sick of people feeling insecure about their body when it comes to your body mass index (BMI). the left picture of me is considered ‘normal” weight’ while the current picture of me is considered ‘overweight/almost obese’. Now if you ask me, I am no where near being obese whatsoever. I just see myself as average & I’m pretty comfortable with myself!

Anyway let’s get to the point! BMI is supposed to estimate the amount of body fat a person carries based on height and weight, and categorizes people based on what is appropriate for their size. BMI readings under 18.5 mean you are underweight, and could put on a few pounds. If you fall between 18.5 and 24.9, you’re considered normal, while a BMI of 30 or higher qualifies as overweight. But the thing is, BMI doesn’t tell you the difference between fat & muscle. So for example someone who is really toned may be have a bmi that’s considered ‘overweight’ when they really aren’t. What I’m trying to say is, don’t rely on a bmi calculator to tell you how ‘fit/healthy’ you are!!! They are not accurate!!! Don’t let a silly (& inaccurate) number tell you shit about your body. :)

okay thank u for reading

I forgot to add some important information cause I’ve been getting asks about it. But I am 5’9” (1.75m)

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