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Countdown to Miley Cyrus Rehab Stay Starts Now

(Source: heathermaegraham)

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

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live-from-the-marquee-moon:

thisiscloisforever:

manicsrealm:

People be like, “I don’t like Superman because I can’t relate to him.” Then they turn around and start gushing over the emotionally crippled billionaire genius/olympic-level athlete whose only functional interpersonal relationship is with his paid butler/valet.

*sigh*  So true!!

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darlinglittlenarcissist:

precumming:

Is today like national twin day or something I’ve seen like 10 twins

Ah yes, National Twin Day. The annual holiday where the second born twin is let out of the house.

(Source: precumming, via precumming)

unclefather:

"Luigi you are a-scared of a haunted mansion grow up" 

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moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

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manicpixiedreamdestroyer:

yeah like i’m neither introverted nor extroverted because my mental illness makes me inconsistent as fuck

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activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

(via awkwardvagina)

spaceshipmatria:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

From Maria Bamford: The Special Special Special!

One of the best Maria bits ever.

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tyleroakley:

tacobell:

tyler-oakleys-pickle:

[X]

He’s perfect. 

No, you’re perfect.

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nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:

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Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

(Source: romulanhawk, via experimentoc-19)

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

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Amateurs.

(Source: dolphinboy89, via achristianmingledropout)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

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