Countdown to Miley Cyrus Rehab Stay Starts Now
People be like, “I don’t like Superman because I can’t relate to him.” Then they turn around and start gushing over the emotionally crippled billionaire genius/olympic-level athlete whose only functional interpersonal relationship is with his paid butler/valet.
*sigh* So true!!
Is today like national twin day or something I’ve seen like 10 twins
Ah yes, National Twin Day. The annual holiday where the second born twin is let out of the house.
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
yeah like i’m neither introverted nor extroverted because my mental illness makes me inconsistent as fuck
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”
The year is 2743. Society as we know it has collapsed. We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall. There are no more countries. There are no more governments. Resources are at a dangerous low. Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit. Only one thing is certain: There is a Java Update available.